dear diary,

how did i get so dumb with only taking a year off from school???

last week in class (LADIES! of literature) i could barely descibe social construction and today i couldn't elaborate on if we've got true free speech or not in the country (all i could muster was about three more journalists in florida who were on the fed payroll. sort of on topic, but i picture it as the kuiper belt to earth. same solar system, but totally out there, away from each other) and we also got our first reading responses back today and the best i could pull out was a CHECK, not a CHECK PLUS.

on second thought, should i be more upset about a college professor falling back on the CHECK system??? she did write some constructive things about it. i think i should really focus on fleshing out my ideas better. like, collagen implant my ideas so thier plump, red ruby lips dazzle the beejezus out of the bachelor degree paparazzi.

on third thought, perhaps i should also focus on focusing.

FUCK!

i'm just eying a final finish line to bachelor degree-hood, and i can't stand the wait. to me, it's getting to be like waiting for christmas when you're five times eleventeen. eighteen year old terence dee is certainly learning his lesson right now. you listening, kid?

it's going to be at least two years.

i need to see a commercial for an accelerated degree program right now.

right now.

right now.

BEGIN YOUR FUTURE CAREER NOW!!!

please, diary? please?